today years old
(Internet slang, humorous) One's current age (to the day).
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RPG designer was today years old when they suddently realized the logo they have been using for more than a decade is an echo of their formative RPG. (ah ha I'm an idiot)
(I was today years old when I discovered that Elbridge Gerry, the guy that gerrymandering is named for, was a vice president under James Madison. And I consider myself a relatively well informed person!)
@jcrabapple I was today years old when I first saw that actual O-zone video lol
I was TODAY years old when I found out that ZIGGY MARLEY sang the theme song for ARTHUR.. 🤔😩😩🤦🏻♀️❤️❤️❤️
I was today years old when I became aware that his name is KashYap and I’m here for 🤣🤣🤣
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(Internet slang, humorous) One's current age (to the day).
He was four years old when he learned that toads are different from frogs, but he was today years old when he learned that the mutual exclusiveness of that distinction is only a matter of folk taxonomy, not scientific taxonomy.
“RPG designer was today years old when they suddently realized the logo they have been using for more than a decade is an echo of their formative RPG. (ah ha I'm an idiot)”
— Bluesky· May 2026“(I was today years old when I discovered that Elbridge Gerry, the guy that gerrymandering is named for, was a vice president under James Madison. And I consider myself a relatively well informed person!)”
— Bluesky· May 2026“@jcrabapple I was today years old when I first saw that actual O-zone video lol”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I was TODAY years old when I found out that ZIGGY MARLEY sang the theme song for ARTHUR.. 🤔😩😩🤦🏻♀️❤️❤️❤️”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I was today years old when I became aware that his name is KashYap and I’m here for 🤣🤣🤣”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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