mortician
(US) An undertaker or funeral director; especially, one who is also the embalmer or cremator.
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[doesn’t know reaper lore] xinra becomes a licensed mortician sidequest
"You know Francine, I really must say, the mortician did a fantastic job on Aunt Louise."
And to think… some really lucky mortician is going to be paid to super-glue his lips shut soon...
I'll never forget the time I was in the day ward being infused with some drug and the nurses were having trouble getting this guy's blood pressure. One nurse called out "who do I call if it's 80 over 50" and my stupid…
i should make an oc who's a mortician who can interact with my other ocs.....
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(US) An undertaker or funeral director; especially, one who is also the embalmer or cremator.
“And I prefer mortician to funeral director. It sounds more professional and, well, it is more precise. I deal with more than mere funerals; I deal with death, passing on, the transition.”
“[doesn’t know reaper lore] xinra becomes a licensed mortician sidequest”
— Bluesky· May 2026“"You know Francine, I really must say, the mortician did a fantastic job on Aunt Louise."”
— Bluesky· May 2026“And to think… some really lucky mortician is going to be paid to super-glue his lips shut soon...”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I'll never forget the time I was in the day ward being infused with some drug and the nurses were having trouble getting this guy's blood pressure. One nurse called out "who do I call if it's 80 over 50" and my stupid degenerate ass called back "a mortician".”
— Bluesky· May 2026“i should make an oc who's a mortician who can interact with my other ocs.....”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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