(internet slang) An extremely long posted message, often made up of a collection of related posts.
(internet slang) An extremely long posted message, often made up of a collection of related posts.
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(Internet slang) An extremely long discussion thread.
Mega long is when something doesn't just cross the line into tedious — it obliterates it and keeps going. Regular long you can tolerate. Mega long breaks your spirit. It's the three-hour lecture that had a natural ending at forty-five minutes. It's the family WhatsApp thread with 300 unread messages about nothing. It's standing in a queue that snakes around the block for something that should take seconds. Mega long is the superlative of suffering, and using it means you have officially run out of patience.
An exceptionally long, sprawling, or intense yap — the kind that goes well beyond normal chatter into territory that requires real endurance from the listener. A mega yap isn't just a long conversation; it's an event. It has multiple chapters, at least one dramatic turn, and usually ends with the speaker still technically mid-thought. Reserved for the truly epic verbal performances: the three-hour debrief, the voice note that outlasts the commute, the text thread that requires scrolling.
(internet slang, vulgar, pejorative) A worthless or superficially meaningless post on a message board, newsgroup, or other online discussion platform, often intended to derail or distract from relevant conversation.