Without farts.
We have horticultural science that can design seedless watermelons, fartless beans and square tomatoes.
(slang, vulgar) shitless; very frightened.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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(slang, mildly vulgar) Something insignificant or silent.
Fuckless is a crude but expressive slang adjective meaning devoid of sex — either a sustained dry spell or a general state of sexlessness. It's the kind of word that shows up in blunt, self-deprecating humor, the sort of thing someone might mutter darkly after a long stretch of romantic nothingness. The construction is brutally simple: take the expletive, add '-less,' and you have a word that packs maximum bluntness into minimum syllables. Not subtle, but certainly clear.
(slang, vulgar) Devoid of sexual intercourse.
(slang, idiomatic, derogatory, impolite) Something proverbially unpopular or useless.
He was scared fartless.