faff
(originally, northern England, typically, _, 'in a faff') A state of confused or frantic activity.
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We lost a few to the greedy bastards, but they will never win! Worth the faff
The good news is that it counts as the delivery company's mistake if it goes missing. But it's a faff.
It is! Well, one bit because of the faff, they’re dotted round the room
And if it doesn’t work because they didn’t scan it properly they shrug & turn to the next customer. I get it’s a faff, no one makes enough money from it, but we don’t choose it!!!!
"What was bothering you?" Nothing I'm willing to talk about. Some things are best suited to stay in my mind only. Aren't I lovely not subjecting you to all the faff in my brain. I'm so considerate.
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(originally, northern England, typically, _, 'in a faff') A state of confused or frantic activity.
God it must be a faff having to get nigh-on naked every time your bladder runneth over, and imagine how much worse it must be if you only have a 20-second break to run off stage to the loo.
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(UK, Ireland, Commonwealth, slang) An overcomplicated task, especially one perceived as a waste of time.
Adjusting this television is a bit of a faff.
Faff means: An overcomplicated task, especially one perceived as a waste of time.. It is mainly Irish English and may not be understood outside that context. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.
faff means: An overcomplicated task, especially one perceived as a waste of time.. Register: very informal, slang. Suitable only for casual conversation, chat and social media. Do not use in business, academic or news writing. A common learner mistake is using the word in a register it does not fit, or assuming a single global meaning; native speakers immediately notice when slang appears in formal contexts, so always check the surrounding register before producing it yourself.
“We lost a few to the greedy bastards, but they will never win! Worth the faff”
— Bluesky· May 2026“The good news is that it counts as the delivery company's mistake if it goes missing. But it's a faff.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“It is! Well, one bit because of the faff, they’re dotted round the room”
— Bluesky· May 2026“And if it doesn’t work because they didn’t scan it properly they shrug & turn to the next customer. I get it’s a faff, no one makes enough money from it, but we don’t choose it!!!!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“"What was bothering you?" Nothing I'm willing to talk about. Some things are best suited to stay in my mind only. Aren't I lovely not subjecting you to all the faff in my brain. I'm so considerate.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(UK, obsolete) A puff of smoke; a gust of wind.
Breakfast in bed at the royal household is a massive faff. A page boy must carry the tray upstairs, but he's banned from actually serving it. So he leaves it on the floor by the bedroom door, whereupon a housemaid picks it up and knocks …
“It’s the fliers that floor me, you know when they get you. Fear that it’s getting worse not better Liking the Nicot so far. I’ve done grafting before, able assistant hasn’t. ‘What a faff in comparison’ I think was his view. We shall see”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I am going to get a Muslim swimsuit when I move, and I am going to LOVE IT. Haven't had a swimsuit in nearly 20 years for the same reasons, including while living in California. Just such a faff, why bother. BUT NOW...!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I adore the Steam Controller, but getting non-Steam games to work with it is a faff and a half (and sometimes doesn't appear possible at all). If you want something plug-and-play that works across all PC launchers this isn't it, but for Steam-only players it's great. My review:”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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