A bluntly humorous British insult describing someone as extremely ugly.
A bluntly humorous British insult describing someone as extremely ugly. Spanners (wrenches) are hard, angular, metallic tools that when jumbled in a bag make an irregular, clunking, unappealing mess — an unflattering comparison to a face. The expression is vivid, deliberately over-the-top, and typically delivered with dark wit rather than genuine cruelty. It belongs to a British tradition of colourful insult similes (face like a slapped arse, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp). Mostly informal and usually not said to someone's face.
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UK and Irish slang — Cockney, Scouse, Geordie, Yorkshire, Glaswegian, Brummie, Welsh, West Country, plus Irish English. Centuries of regional dialects feeding into modern British and Irish street talk.
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She said he had a face like a bag of spanners, but that his personality more than made up for it.
(UK, informal, humorous) A very ugly face.
"face like a bag of spanners" means: A very ugly face.. This is informal slang, common in casual speech, texting and social media, but not appropriate for school work, applications or professional settings. There is no real cause for concern in itself; it is everyday peer vocabulary. If your child uses it, a light comment about audience and register is usually enough — no need to escalate. Context, more than the word, tells you whether to follow up.
"face like a bag of spanners" means: A very ugly face.. Register: informal slang, fine in casual conversation, texting and social media but not in academic essays, business writing or formal speech. Note the regional or dialect label (UK) — usage may sound odd outside that variety. A common non-native mistake is to use the word in the wrong register, or to assume one fixed meaning when it is actually polysemous; always check the surrounding register and the audience before producing it yourself. In formal writing, prefer a neutral synonym or a short descriptive phrase, and use this word only when you have heard or read it being used naturally in a comparable context.
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