Crotch fruit is blunt, irreverent internet slang for a child — specifically someone's offspring.
Crotch fruit is blunt, irreverent internet slang for a child — specifically someone's offspring. The term is derogatory in its literal framing but is widely used in a dark-humour, childfree-community context rather than to attack any specific kid. You'll encounter it most often on forums and subreddits dedicated to child-free lifestyles, where it functions as a sardonic shorthand. It's definitely not PG-rated language, and using it around parents is a great way to make enemies instantly.
She told her coworker she wasn't coming to the company picnic because she had zero tolerance for spending her Saturday surrounded by other people's crotch fruit.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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(slang, derogatory) A child; an offspring.
(slang, derogatory) A child.
(slang, derogatory) A child.
A delightfully uncharitable slang term for a child — specifically the kind of term deployed by someone who finds children loud, inconvenient, or generally in the way. It combines anatomical bluntness with a diminutive suffix to create something that manages to be funny and rude simultaneously. Online communities devoted to the child-free lifestyle adopted it enthusiastically. It's not genuinely hateful but it does signal a decided lack of sentimentality about small humans.
(slang, derogatory) A child; offspring.