bake queen

The person who rules every smoke session by sheer presence, generosity, and unmatched enthusiasm for the ritual. The bake king doesn't have to say much — everyone naturally defers to them on what to smoke, when to light up, and how long the session goes. While the bake god is about transcendent knowledge, the bake king is about control of the room: they set the tempo, they brought the fire, and everybody knows it. Getting crowned bake king in the group chat is the highest honor a stoner circle can bestow.

The undisputed legend of a smoke session — the person whose tolerance is so mythic, whose strain knowledge runs so deep, and whose ability to roll a perfect blunt at midnight blindfolded is so consistent that they've transcended mere participant status. The bake god doesn't just get high; they curate the experience, set the pace, and somehow always have the good stuff. They remember everyone's preferences, know when to pass, and never get too cooked to function. Being called a bake god isn't just about consumption — it's a title earned through wisdom, consistency, and vibes.

The time of year when smoking culture is at its peak — whether that's the long indoor months of winter where there's nothing to do but hotbox and watch movies, the lazy sprawl of summer, or the festival-heavy stretches where everything smells like a good time. Bake szn is less about a specific calendar window and more about that collective agreement that now is the time to fully embrace the lifestyle. When bake szn hits, everyone's suddenly free on Friday nights and nobody's checking their phones for work emails.