(North America, slang) To land on one's buttocks (unintentionally).
(North America, slang) To land on one's buttocks (unintentionally).
I assplanted in the parking lot.
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(slang, North America) The mark or impression left by buttocks having been pressed against a surface.
(slang, humorous) Ass, in the sense of buttocks, and in related idioms.
(US, slang) One is doomed (used as a threat).
(North America, vulgar, colloquial) Having exceptional-looking buttocks.
(North America, slang) An unintentional landing on one's buttocks.